Thanks to my five members. (Don’t feel alone - I can see from my hidden stat counter that there are thousands, maybe even hundreds, and possibly even scores more of you)
(This includes counting those visits that lasted under 4.35 seconds, (odd? – I have been trying to think of words that are spelled like shitsake, that might accidently get you to the blogsite. And I am only slightly hurt that once you did arrive accidently, I couldn’t keep you captivated for longer than 4.35 seconds) (Oh, and my mum, who checks in five times each day and keeps the stats ticking over nicely)
Back to the Famous Five. (Don’t get too protective or settled. By my calculation, should my blog continue to spawn itself virally over Face book, Twitter and Google, at its current level, by November the 18th you might well be the Secret Seven)
I have managed to sell your details to seven mobile phone companies, thirteen stock-broking firms based in Taiwan, four Time-share companies, and a gentleman from the Office of the President of Nigeria, who has $42 million dollars that he needs to transfer internationally.
(I am also in negotiations with the “Big Three” life insurance companies)
I didn’t get as much as I thought for the sale of your information. Certainly not enough for brekky. So we will need to take a rain-check on my offer of a free champagne breakfast at Café Roux in Noordhoek for every membership.
Instead, take your entire family for a balmy, sunny, summer, Sunday breakfast at Café Roux (go with the eggs Benedikt, by the way), at your own expense. Then reimburse yourself when the money comes through from the Office of the President of Nigeria.
(This is a special deal, and it is only for the first five members I am afraid)
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